Maison Martin Margiela Madness

Oh here's the insane bag-appendage dress/shirt I bought the other day. Completed it with me Guccis and a piece. I love how absurd this dress is. It makes NO sense. It confuses me. I like to make up stories about what it is. A statement on consumerism? Sure. In the future will we be born with saddlebag appendages for our cellphonewalletkeysipod? The next step in evolution.

When Things Get Outta Control pt. II

I've been out ebay trolling while I've been holed up with the plague. There's that one thing you are hoping to score and inevitably find. I'm kookoo nutballs for wacky Maison Martin Margiela S/S 09. Half of it is everyday unwearable, the styling out of hand! [full headed afro and nylon masked serial killer faces holy shnikes!] It's two cups of David Lynch and a pinch of WTF?

Sometimes Things Get Outta Control

This is what happens when you get obsessed with a designer[Maison Martin Margiela] and find yourself out of the price point demographic. (that's how you say broke, yo) Welcome to my new MMM brown leather cuff $35 on ebay. Now if I could get Ms. Zana to make a matching harness. Spray some Chanel numero 5 on to erase the nasty cologne-y bologna smell and we're ready to roll.